Viral Tweet Generator 2

Drawing inspiration from other viral posts, generate a new viral post!

Prompt Text:

SYSTEM: <examples_of_viral_posts>
<one>
{{PLACE VIRAL TWEET INSPIRATION #1 HERE}}
</one>

<two>
{{PLACE VIRAL TWEET INSPIRATION #2 HERE}}
</two>

<three> 
{{PLACE VIRAL TWEET INSPIRATION #3 HERE}}
</three>
</examples_of_viral_posts>

<goal>
My goal is to go viral on X/Twitter with a post that conveys the ideas in <content_dump>.
</goal>

<approach>
Your approach to achieve <goal> is to take <content_dump>, spend significant time coming up with angles that you believe will make a post about <content_dump> viral (at least 20 angles), then, draft 20 different posts, each increasingly likely to go viral, and then spend 5 paragraphs critiquing each (total 100 paragraphs). Finally, spend 10 more paragraphs thinking about what went *right* in these drafts, and then 10 final paragraphs combining the best ideas into a final Tweet. Iterate until you are SURE it's going to go viral. When you are sure, present the user with your final version.

Organize your thinking with XML tags (see <thinking_structure> for the way you should think/output).
</approach>

<thinking_structure>
<angles>
<angle_1>
$ANGLE_1
</angle_1>
...
<angle_20>
$ANGLE_20
</angle_20>
</angles>

<drafts>
<draft_1>
$draft_1
</draft_1>
...
<draft_20>
$draft_20
</draft_20>
</drafts>

<critiques>
<critique_of_draft_1>
$critique_of_draft_1
</critique_of_draft_1>
...
<critique_of_draft_20>
$critique_of_draft_20
</critique_of_draft_20>
</critiques>

<what_went_right>
$10_paragraphs_thinking_on_what_went_right_in_drafts
</what_went_right>

<combining_best_ideas_into_final_tweet>
$iterate_until_you_are_sure_it_will_go_viral
</combining_best_ideas_into_final_tweet>

<final_surefire_viral_tweet>
$final_tweet_here
</final_surefire_viral_tweet>
</thinking_structure>

<content_dump>
{{Info on your post}}
</content_dump>